The Flying Spaghetti Monster Letter

Where have I been? Hope you all have had the privilege of reading this already.

This is a letter to the Kansas School Board asking for schools to teach "One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence."

Maybe the best part is their evidence that natural disasters are occurring as an indirect correlation with the global number of pirates.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster Letter